The Living Portrait

This painting can see you and talk with you. Allow the camera and microphone when Chrome asks.

Just talk (or hold Space) · M mute · Enter to type · S settings · F fullscreen
Video never leaves your computer. It listens when you talk and glances at the room now and then. Nothing is recorded or stored.

Mic off: click Wake the portrait

Settings (press S to close)

Portrait Name (optional) Personality 0 / 400

Added on top of the chosen portrait (or pick "Your own character"). Saved in this browser only. It always stays a polite, family-friendly painting with short replies.

Microphone

Talk: the bar should jump. If it stays flat, pick another mic.

Voice Speech speed Tracking sensitivity Sleep after (seconds with no face) Always listening (just talk; Space still works) Chatty: starts conversations when it's quiet Keep chatting while the mic is muted (M) Chat up about every 2 min Vision: glances at the room so it can comment

Vision sends a snapshot (640 px) when you arrive, every 5 minutes, and when the view changes a lot (new clothes, someone else), at most 150 a day. It's described in a few lines (clothes, what you're holding, the room) so the portrait only mentions what's really there. Snapshots and recordings are never stored.

Greet visitors out loud Show captions Show talk / type controls Debug overlay (D)

Brain: Workers AI (free tier). Memory: last 10 exchanges, kept in this tab only.